CYBERSPACE—Today, June 21, is Joe Todd's birthday. You've likely never met the lad, but you may very well have visited one of his dad's websites. Papa JT is one of the founders of YouPorn (yes, that site) and currently is also head of business for porntube.com, 4tube.com and fux.com, as well as the owner of reallyusefulcash.com, the network that operates DaneJones.com, orgasms.xxx, Lesbea.com, FakeAgent.com, casting.xxx and FemaleAgent.com.
In any lexicon, that makes him a bona fide porn boss. So what exactly does a porn boss get for his beloved son on what may be the most important birthday of his life thus far?
You guessed it: a personalized video featuring hot babes singing happy birthday to the young man. And not only that, but the video—which features Jim, the Fake Agent from FakeAgent.com, and performers Cynthia, Celine, Isabella, Blue Angel, Emiliah, Donna Bell, Angel and Alexis Crystal in flagrante sending their best wishes to the young man—is already posted to at least 10 websites whose combined traffic is in the range of 60 million visitors daily!
The effort by dad is meant to be more than just a public gesture, however. Joe Todd, who will be attending university in September, will spend the summer working on his own website, ClothesManager.com, which will rely on viral marketing. To help in that regard, JT made sure Joe's Twitter account is visible in the video, with the thought that at least a few of those daily 60 million will take note and start following him.
As the eldest of JT's five children, Joe is also the first of the brood to get this special treatment from dad, who has been married to Joe's mum since they were teens. This, of course, raises the question of whether Mrs. JT was also behind the video, or even aware of it!
We asked JT about that and, well, it turns out she is not. "As for a quote from his mum," he said, "you're right, she does not know about the video and she will be as surprised as Joe when she finds out. She will watch it for sure, but I'm not holding out any hope that she will be impressed. Either way, she will let me have her opinion on it."
In fact, added JT of his wife's probable reaction to the video, "She's still in denial about me being one of the founding members of YouPorn.com. She still tells people, when asked what I actually do, 'it's something to do with the internet; he tries to explain it to me but I just gloss over.' I'm also banned from 'take your dad to school day."
We doubt Joe will be as critical, though, just as we suspect that his mum will be secretly delighted at this unique gesture that so publicly expresses the deep love JT obviously has for his first-born.
Happy birthday, Joe!
