LOS ANGELES—Facing up to 60 days in the pokey for two failed drug tests while on probation, Lindsay Lohan is in need of some serious scratch. Enter Clips4Sale.com, which is stepping up to the plate with an eye-popping offer for the troubled actress.
The video clip site has made a formal offer through Lohan’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley that involves no nudity and no sex—all she has to do is burst balloons on camera. Her payday? $50,000.
“Balloons are a very popular fetish on the site,” Clips4Sale.com consultant Jo told AVN. “We polled our users and came up with something for her that’s unobtrusive and not inflammatory at all. It would actually be a lot of fun to see her pop away. I think everyone would get a kick out of it.”
The balloon fetish, whose adherents are called “looners,” derive sexual pleasure from the anticipation of a balloon popping.
Lohan has a warrant to appear in front of Judge Elden Fox on Friday, where she’ll have to answer to her two failed drug tests while on probation. Lohan served 14 days of a 90-day prison sentence this summer for probation violations.
Just don’t blow the $50,000 on drugs, Lindsay!
