CYBERSPACE—Lest anyone think the new adult website by tatted Jesse James mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is a work of naked opportunism, think again. It’s been in the making for months, long before the recent drama unfolded. Really!
But even if it is not a coincidence that the construction of the site sort of coincided with the model’s decision to out herself as James’ extramarital paramour, the site is here … almost, and not a moment too soon.
“We at MichelleBombshell.com know that the entire world is waiting to hear from Michelle regarding all of the extreme bullshit that is being thrown around out there,” says a statement on the site’s blog, presumably from the webmaster. “To be absolutely clear, we DO NOT tolerate any racism, bigotry or hateful promotion on MichelleBombshell.com. Soon Michelle will be able to clear the air in her first interview since this scandal broke. We will be sure to let you all know when and where you can hear from the Evil Cunt herself.”
Well, okay. Lord knows we can’t get enough Evil Cunt and will be waiting for that interview with bated breath. Whether the entire world is as well is anyone’s guess. The racism and bigotry comment refers to the photo set McGee shot that had her all gussied up in Nazi regalia and also to the reported “W” and “P” tattoos she has that are said to stand for “white power.”
The webmaster also goes to great lengths to refute the notion that the site was thrown up quickly in order to capitalize on McGee’s current notoriety.
“To all the people who think that Michelle planned this drama herself, we can assure you that if she had planned it, we would have had our pay-site and store ready for global consumption. We were caught off guard, but we will have our full pay-site up in the next couple weeks. It will be the result of six months of planning, designing and many naughty, naked photo shoots.”
That said, instead of a free tour to tease the fervent masses, the site’s creators have decided to charge $9.95 for access to a sneak preview of the site, the full version of which is slated to launch on April 5, precisely at midnight. The preview contains six exclusive photos and a teaser video.
The full site promises “thousands of high-quality photos and hours of exclusive video footage.” It does not say how much a subscription to the full site will be, though purchasers of the preview will get a “huge discount” on membership.
McGee, of course, has been pilloried in the press as well as by each of the late-night comics, who have gone to town on her looks, the affair and the Nazi photo shoot. To be fair, much of the criticism has been over the top, even for a home-wrecker. Bombshell might be a great kid, after all—the life of the party, a regular gal, a great friend, great with kids, and down to earth with a sensitive, artistic soul. Those gotcha looks might actually be skin deep, just like the ink.
But I was raised on the teat of internet porn—which means free porn—and if Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is going to charge TEN BUCKS for six lousy photos and one preview video, well, all I can say is that the sneak had better show the Evil Cunt butt naked without any tats getting plowed by little Chuy and his scene partner, or I’m calling bullshit on the whole goddamn scheme.
Ah, heck, I already smell a tatted rat.
