CYBERSPACE—Porn parody experts know that if 309 million Americans are following the traveling circus known as the Republican Party, it stands to reason that many of those folks would enjoy a little adult entertainment inspired by their candidates' shenanigans. And no candidate is more worth spoofing than The Donald himself—even before his latest war with Fox News Channel's Megyn Kelly.
Dogfart.com, a leader in online interracial porn since 1996, already tweaked noses in the Democratic Party last month when the 23-site network rolled out a porn parody titled Hillary Earns the Black Vote. Starring Nina Hartley as the candidate, it shows Hillary Clinton trying to prove her love of African-American voters—or at least the well-hung ones.
Now, these purveyors of IR porn are offering Megyn Gets Trumped. The parody stars MILF sensation Cherie Deville as Megyn, a news correspondent who is tasked with moderating the GOP debate. As she grills the GOP candidates with questions, she focuses on The Donald, who doesn't take kindly to her personal attacks and judgments.
Immediately following the debate, The Donald (played by James Bartholet) confronts Megyn about her attack-dog approach. He decides to teach Megyn a lesson by bringing in his personal Black Secret Service (including veteran performers Prince Yahshua and Rico Strong), and Megyn just can't resist them. She proceeds to take on both Black Secret Service members while The Donald sits at his desk, amused, as he sees his polls continue to climb.
"We are extremely excited to be releasing Megyn Gets Trumped," said a spokesperson for the Dogfart Network and BlacksOnBlondes.com. "We had been planning a Donald Trump porn parody from the moment all of his controversies started but the debate was the icing on the cake. We were able to put together the shoot in two days and film another contender for parody of the year."
He added that the movie, while also focused on Trump, "is more a parody of Megyn Kelly, who was heavily criticized for the way she conducted herself during the debates. A lot of people would expect that we would portray The Donald as an abusive man and make fun of him by having him cower in the corner while his wife and girlfriend cuckold him, like we did in our first porn parody of Donald Sterling, but we put Donald in the power position in this parody because a lot of our fans, who interact with us through our site or e-mail and tweet us about what they want us to shoot next, were all asking us after the debates to see someone who could play a good Megyn Kelly in a submissive role, so we found Cherie Deville and she absolutely nailed the performance and we were able to give our fans exactly what we gave them."
The full parody is available now at BlacksOnBlondes.com.
