FleshDrive Offers Snooki $100,000 Endorsement Deal

NEW YORK—Resident Jersey Shore guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has received a sizeable offer to endorse the FleshDrive, a simple USB Flash drive that comes loaded with adult content the user purchases through the company’s website.

In a letter sent to Snooki through her management company, as obtained by RadarOnline.com, FleshDrive Vice President of Sales Michael Gruosso offers the pint-sized reality show star a three-year, $100,000 deal to promote the technology.

Terms of the offer call for Snooki to shoot three commercials for FleshDrive and attend three trade shows per year on behalf of the company.

“Our company image is that we pack a big punch in a little package,” Gruosso wrote in the letter dated today. “Who better to endorse our product than the woman that does exactly that?”

On its face, the potential partnership does seem like a good match. The diminutive, outspoken Snooki knows how to make headlines, and the small, discreet FleshDrive packs a lot of porn on the tiny device.

“We know that Snooki makes a big impression wherever she goes, and that is why her tiny figure and incredible attitude will fit perfectly within the FleshDrive world,” Gruosso wrote.

With her co-stars on The Jersey Shore banking on their fame, including Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino appearing on ABC’s Dancing With the Stars and Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley reportedly received an offer to pose in Playboy for hundreds of thousands of dollars, Snooki should cash in while she can.