MEMPHIS, Tenn. – When the FFNs hang around the house, they really hang around the house. Who are they? They’re the Fat Fucking Nobodies, a group of people with massive bodies and even larger spirits. (Think roomfuls of John Goodmans, pre-diet Kirstie Alleys, and George Wendts.)
Now, the FFNs are having an FFS event from Dec. 3-4 at the Gold Strike Hotel and Casino in Tunica, Miss. This Fat Fucking Summit is a weekend whirlwind of barbecuing, betting, and babes.
Created by Jim McNally, owner of webmaster board Oprano.com, Fat Fucking Nobodies proves “there’s nothing special about us at all. If you’re not a player, you’re a nobody, and we are Fat Fucking Nobodies. Not everyone wants to be a player.”
The Fat Fucking Summit is not sponsored, and there are no registration fees beyond participants lodging, gambling, and food costs. Events include visiting the rock ’n’ roll Mecca Graceland, gambling with blue-haired old ladies, getting drunk, and singing blues on Beale Street in Memphis.
Note: There is no minimum weight requirement for this event—even skinny people with initiative can join in the festivities.
