SPARKS, Nev.—Tantus announced its newest hire with a cheeky Q & A to introduce Lyssa Willoughby.
The 23-year-old Willoughby is the Social Media Daddy for the manufacturer, effective immediately.
“Lyssa Willoughby brings a vibrant energy and enthusiasm to our Tantus Family,” the company said in a statement.
In the announcement, Willoughby listed their top three items to take on a deserted island—Huberd’s Shoe Grease, condoms and a pallet of Pina Colada Rockstars—as well as favorite Pokemon (Jigglypuff) and, favorite non-pornographic food (“Animal style fries from In-N-Out,” the said. “Okay, animal style is pretty damned pornographic.”) and favorite joke (“What’s large, green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table!”).
In the new position, Willoughby will interface with bloggers and affiliates.
Contact Willoughby at [email protected].
For more, visit TantusInc.com.
