SF's Erotic Haunted House, 'Escape: Hell in the Armory,' Opens This Weekend

SAN FRANCISCO—Two years after producing San Francisco's first erotic haunted house, the Kink's SF Armory announces that Escape: Hell in the Armory will open this Friday, featuring an entirely new and expectedly more terrifying experience.

“This year, we’ve produced an entirely new kind of horror, where participants will be forced to escape from the darkest recesses of the century-old San Francisco Armory,” explained Audrey Joseph, Director of Events at SF Armory. “Escape: Hell in the Armory is beyond anything we’ve done before: a terrifying game of cat and mouse, played out in a truly haunted building.”

SF Armory has again partnered with Blackout, producers of “the world’s scariest haunted house” according to Gizmodo.com, and participants will be expected to sign a waiver indemnifying the company against personal injury. Those under 18, or with pre-existing medical conditions that might be triggered by the experience, are not permitted. Each person will be given a safe word that allows them to immediately end the tour if it becomes too overwhelming.

Participants in the Escape: Hell in the Armory experience are required to attend in groups of two, and will be forced to work together to escape the nightmarish scenario unfolding throughout the Armory. Each team will have twenty minutes to find a way out of the hellscape, or suffer eternal damnation—or worse.

“This is not for the faint of heart,” claimed Joseph. “Blackout produces adults-only Halloween events that are graphic in every sense of the word. In the past few years, they’ve learned to really exploit this building in a way that’s terrifying. I went last year, but knowing what I know, I’m not so sure I can handle this one.”

Tickets for Hell in the Armory start at $45 each, and must be purchased in sets of two:

Escape: Hell in the Armory
October 7-31
6:30-11PM
$45-$55

For more information, press passes or interviews, contact Mike Stabile, SF Armory by email at [email protected] or by phone at 415-496-5493.