Think of it as a holiday-spirited gift for sex pigs: Treasure Island Media has teamed up with well-known bottom Christian to create an adorable insertable that's sure to make any butt-lover's holidays glow. Its Holy Manger Butt-Baby allows the faithful to take part in the miracle of birth.
The anatomically correct Holy Manger Butt-Baby is sculpted from platinum medical-grade silicone. Soft but firm enough for easy self-impregnation, it's smooth as a baby's bottom. Exclusive to the 2019 holiday season, the baby will arrive in a handcrafted wooden cradle, complete with glow-in-the-dark halo (doubles as a cockring) and accompanied by TIM's limited-edition 3 Wise Men DVD set.
The storks can bring you a Manger Baby in one of three colors:
* Western European Pink-Beige
* Historically Accurate Brown
* Celestial Glow-in-the-Dark (trippy!)
In its announcement of this seasonal item, the TIM team points proudly to the email it received from "Matthew" after the Butt-Baby was first revealed: "As a gay Christian, I find the intended purpose of this item (as illustrated in your video) outright blasphemous, Christian and Paul M. While you might find this amusing, please understand that you are deeply offending some of your customers, myself most definitely included. It is extremely insensitive of you, and I cannot begin to comprehend what you were thinking."
This sale does not start until December 23 and will be part of the company's 12 Days of xXxMas Sale. As an apology, TIM is issuing a coupon code that can be used for an early discount. Click here and enter the code TIMButtBaby to receive a $50 discount.
The Manger Baby Butt-Birthing kit $149 (regularly $199) includes:
* 9-inch Silicone Butt Baby in a choice of Beige, Brown or Celestial Glow-in-the-Dark
* Celestial Glow-in-the-Dark Halo Cockring
* Handcrafted wooden cradle display
* Custom TIM-themed Birth Certificate
* 1 packet of Fist Powder (good for 16 ounces of lube)
* Limited-edition 3 Wise Men DVD featuring Christian, Dawson and Brad McGuire
