Jack-Off Judge Denied Retirement Pay

TULSA, Okla. - A judge who was jailed for using a penis pump on the bench must forfeit his retirement pay following his felony convictions.

Former Creek County District Judge Donald D. Thompson spent more than a year in prison for using the jack-off device under his judicial robes. Last week, a Board of Trustees ruling determined that by violating his oath of office, Thompson forfeited his right to retirement benefits.

Thompson was convicted in 2006. Court records state that he used the penis pump during four trials in 2002 and 2003. A court reporter testified that the judge also exposed himself at least 15 times in court.

Clearly an innocent victim of a closed-minded judicial system, Thompson claimed the dick-pump was a "gag gift" he never used. He plans to appeal the ruling on his retirement pay, according to attorney Rob Nigh.