Autoblow 2 Inventor Develops Masturbation Device For Military

CHICAGO—Brian Sloan, inventor of the Autoblow 2, is at it again, this time developing a masturbation device specifically for men in the armed forces.

The Lifetime Silicone Stroker is constructed entirely from silicone, and meets or exceeds MIL-STD-810, which sets a threshold for product performance under extreme environmental conditions.

“Virtually all weapons and important systems soldiers interact with on deployments meet a military quality standard, but the masturbation devices they commonly bring with them do not. I saw an opportunity to create a device for their use that took up less space, did not present opportunities for infections, and was unaffected by extreme environmental conditions,” Sloan said. “I think the last thing a deployed soldier wants to worry about is a leaky infected penis or a melted masturbator. It’s my goal to make masturbation safe in some of the world’s most dangerous places.”

This video details the product’s real world testing procedures, while this video introduces the product with a song and cartoon.

The Lifetime Silicone Stroker uses a proprietary mix of silicone that not only better mimics human skin, but will also keep soldiers’ penises safe from infections because silicone naturally inhibits the growth of fungus, mold and bacteria.

The first 300 active-duty U.S. service members with an APO mailing address who email [email protected] will receive one free Lifetime Silicone Stroker per address, shipping included.

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