UNITED STATES—According to the New York Post, Rihanna went on a sex toy spending spree last week… in Paris!
“The self-proclaimed 'only girl in the world' swept through the boutique, picking out toys, handcuffs, scented candles and lingerie,” the paper reported this morning.
All well and good, but then we noticed the recitation of her other sex toy excursions mentioned in the story—not one of which took place in the good old United States.
This is hardly the first time Rihanna has been spotted in a sex shop,” revealed the Post. “In March, she was seen outside adult store The Tool Shed in Sydney, Australia, as two bags worth of purchases were loaded into her car. While in Paris in May, Rihanna was friendly to fans as she shopped for a vibrator at the adult store Toys Me. And in July, she visited Wicked Wanda's Adult Emporium in Ottawa, Canada, with her rumored ex, Drake.”
Uh-huh.
Okay, so we appreciate the global sex toy market as much as anyone, but seeing how Rihanna likes to go brick-and-mortar to purchase her sex toys, would it be too much for the girl to spend a little cash on handcuffs at home? You know, for the jobs and all?
Just sayin’…
Photo: Toys Me, in Paris, which Rihanna visited in May
