TEMPE, Ariz.—It was only a matter of time, really. Castle Megastore is among the first adult retail chains to offer an online contest to win one of Charlie Sheen’s “goddesses.”
“Okay Okay you can’t actually win one of Charlie Sheen’s Goddesses, but you can win her tits! Yep, here is your chance to win Bree Olson’s CyberSkin Tit Job Stroker from Adam & Eve,” the company’s Facebook page reads. “Sure we all don’t make 1.8 mil a year on a network sitcom TV show and have the opportunity to have live-in models and pornstars, but hey, we can dream right?”
The winner, chosen randomly from fans who like the company’s page on Facebook.com and post their favorite recent Charlie Sheen quote, will receive the Tit Job Stroker. Two runners-up will receive some of Bree’s signature colossal cocks.
“These life-like 34D breasts were actually molded from Bree’s gorgeous boobies! You can really squeeze these bouncy, supple boobs together for a completely realistic sensation. Bite, lick, even worship them like Charlie a.k.a. “The Warlock” does, this “Goddess” like rack could be yours to enjoy,” the post says.
“So are you ready to WIN? Are you ready to feel what it's like to have Tiger Blood?”
The contest runs through midnight Sunday and the winners will be announced Monday morning.
