Topco Sales Introduces Reformulated Semenex

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Novelty manufacturer Topco Sales has released Semenex, a powdered shake mix made to sweeten the taste of semen.

 

Through a licensing agreement inked in early 2007, the husband-and-wife team of Brent and Lois Myers have made Topco Sales the exclusive manufacturer of the patented formula.

 

"Over the years, the many independent reviews given to our product in media worldwide have made Semenex the most talked-about semen-taste enhancer on the market," Brent Myers said. "We are now very pleased to work with Topco Sales and their marketing and research-and-development departments to finally take Semenex to the next level." 

 

Semenex, made using a combination of ingredients that neutralize and naturally sweeten semen, contains antioxidants, vitamins and minerals.

 

"Together, my wife and I finally hit upon the right combination and concentration of certain key fruits, vegetables and spices that actually sweeten the flavor of semen while effectively reducing its usual salty, bitter taste," Brent Myers said.

 

The product also features a new look and a point-of-purchase display that offers single-serving units and provides instructions and information in a brochure.

 

Semenex will be available in Topco Sales' 2008 "Redefining Passion" super-catalog.