CHATSWORTH, Calif.—The Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll has launched a video contest and invites fans and friends to make a video with her for a chance to win up to $1,000 worth of toys and DVDs courtesy of Burning Angel Enterprises and Topco Sales.
The Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll was modeled after the real Joanna Angel, who is a writer, director, actor and the CEO of Burning Angel Enterprises. While it all sounds like fun and games, the real Joanna Angel suspects an ulterior motive.
“I know she looks harmless enough with that deer-in-the-headlights stare and those outstretched arms that seem to welcome you into an intimate embrace. But underneath that plastic exterior is an even more plastic interior. That blow-up doll is evil! She tried to take over my porn empire and this Blow Joanna Up video contest is part of her maniacal plan to take over my life and then ... take over the world.”
According to Topco Sales Director of Marketing and Public Relations Desiree Duffie, “This isn't a plot to take over the world! It's a fun user-generated video contest designed to promote the Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll. Instead of people filming obnoxious videos of their pants on the ground or re-mashing Old Spice commercials, we're giving them a real challenge. There are a lot of lame memes and parodies out there and we're confident you can do more with a blow-up doll than you can with Rick Astley—least that's what Rick's wife says.”
The Topco Sales Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll Video Contest invites consumers to submit videos to BlowJoannaUp.com. It solicits quirky and irreverent videos that are SFW and enjoyable to watch.
Duffie explained, “So all you gotta do is make a video doing something whack with the doll. You know, introduce her to your parents as your fiancé, hide her in your friend's dorm room and scare the crap out of him, send her flying across a field in one of those bungee-corded outhouses. That's the sophisticated humor we're looking for.”
The Blow Up Doll became animated during a freak accident at Topco Sales. Otherwise fondly referred to as The Dildo Factory, Topco Sales is a leading sex toy manufacturer. While on the assembly line the Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll allegedly came to life. The 2010 DVD “Doppelganger” documents what went on that fateful day at Topco Sales.
Duffie denied such allegations: “No such freak accident happened. It is a blow-up doll. One of thousands of sex toys we manufacture. End of story. Now go enter the contest.”
The Blow Up Doll, however, issued this statement: “As a plastic-American I can tell you that I am real and should not be ignored! Power to the Plastic! As far as that 'taking over the world' line of BS, well let's just say the real Joanna Angel is a little delusional. But don't worry, we won't have to deal with her much longer ...”
You can follow the Blow Up Doll on Facebook, You Tube, MySpace, Vimeo and Twitter. While on Twitter use the #BlowJA hashtag to follow the conversation. To enter the contest and to vote on submitted videos go to: BlowJoannaUp.com.
The Topco Sales Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll Video Contest offers a grand prize of $1,000 retail value in Joanna Angel Burning Angel Toys and merchandise. Two winning prizes receive $500 in prizes, and $800 in prizes goes to the fan favorite.
The contest is currently accepting video entries. Contest is void where prohibited. Employees of either Topco Sales or Burning Angel and their affiliates are not eligible to win. Complete rules available at BlowJoannaUp.com.
