LOS ANGELES - Screaming O President Justin Ross, apparently unaware of the recent compromise of the AVN "O" award site by hackers, officially submitted this photo for consideration in the bogus "O" Award category of "Best Cock Ring That Doubles As A Head Band."
"I was ecstatic about the category because I have been using a Screaming O as a meditation head band for sometime," Ross said. "When I find myself a little stressed out, I put the cock ring on my head, turn on the motor, and meditate. They are also great for headaches."
Apparently this practice has been demanded of the rest of the Screaming O staff. "Yeah, sometimes we are all required to put them on together. I personally find the vibrations a bit odd and distracting when I am trying to work," Screaming O sales representative Conde Auman said.
The popular Screaming O disposable vibrating ring is made from a food-grade quality silicone that enables it to stretch to fit any size penis, or even head, without snapping.
The Screaming O neither confirms nor denies that it is currently working on marketing the cock ring as an over-the-counter headache reliever.
The Screaming O line is available through the nation's finest distributors and retailers of adult toys. For more information, contact The Screaming O/ Bushman Products through the site TheScreamingO.com.
