Sik World Holiday Wear: 'Merry Fuckin' Xmas'

SAN DIEGO - Attitude-based clothing manufacturer Sik World Productions has released its holiday-inspired novelty collection to help spread "fake holiday cheer," company President Jaysun Chall said.

 

"In an effort to get a little piece of the billions of dollars thrown away on a holiday fabricated by Coca-Cola and Hallmark, we've created a few items that people can waste their money on, as well," he said. "If Christmas was really about love and togetherness, there would be less emphasis on the merchandise aspect. This year, I think people should give their time and affection to the people they care about, but since most people don't have a fucking clue, we'll help spread the fake holiday cheer and hope everyone has a merry fucking Christmas."

 

The Christmas collection includes the "Bah Fuckin' Humbug" men's T-shirt, the "Merry Fuckin' Xmas" Santa cap and T-shirt in men's and women's sizes, and a limited number of "Merry Fuckin' Xmas" stockings.

 

"Mom and Dad will be too busy laughing or crying to notice that lame card you made," Chall said. "This year, you won't have to waste your time eating any fruitcake if you remember to get an ‘All I Want for Xmas is a Blowjob' T-shirt! You will definitely get noticed [and] maybe even get laid with Sik World garments and accessories."

 

Sik World's holiday collection can be ordered online or through the company's catalog.