Sex Toy Dave Returning to Reality TV

LOS ANGELES — Could it be a match made in heaven? Or at least interesting fodder for yet another schlock show?

Dave Levine, aka Sex Toy Dave, is making his return to television on Aug. 2 with the debut of VH1’s new reality show Megan Wants a Millionaire.

The “Megan” in question is none other than Megan Hauserman, who has in a sense become queen of the C-level reality shows. The 28-year-old Hauserman, Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Week in February 2006, will play host to 17 multimillionaires, trying to find the one who can handle her and her expense account requirements, and make her “the ultimate trophy wife” she aspires to be.

Megan Wants a Millionaire marks the second go-around in the reality TV world for Levine, owner of SexToy.com. Previously, he appeared on two episodes in separate seasons of Bravo TV’s Millionaire Matchmaker, where professional matchmaker Patty Stanger tried to help him find a mate.

Hauserman, however, is a reality TV vet. She first popped up on Fox’s third season of Beauty and the Geek, which she won with Alan “Scooter” Zackheim. From there, she finished fifth on the second season of VH1’s Rock of Love with Bret Michaels and third on the first season of VH1’s I Love Money.

More recently, she was a cast member of Rock of Love: Charm School, where she made headlines after filing a police report in December, accusing headmistress Sharon Osbourne of pulling her hair during an argument between the pair while taping the reunion show.

Seriously … is this girl a real catch, or what?

Regardless, Levine will have his work cut out for him in the form of 16 other eligible multimillionaires. VH1 has not released any real information on the guys, other than their names and pictures. Interestingly, Sex Toy Dave isn’t the most unique moniker among the contestants; Punisher could give him a run for that title.