NEW YORK—After successfully launching Obama, McCain, and Palin condoms, Practice Safe Policy has shifted its focus to the sports industry, and is proud to introduce a Special Edition Tiger Condom.
With the Valentine’s Day season in full swing, the jokers at Practice Safe Policy decided it’s time for the people of this great nation to forget about minor concerns like the war, the recession, or healthcare, and instead focus on the truly important issue of the day: Tiger Wood’s alleged transgressions.
These Special Edition Tiger Condoms are great for driving your balls closer to the hole in fewer strokes.
“We wanted to offer people something different for the holiday, so we came up with the Special Edition Tiger Condom,” said Benjamin Sherman, founder of Practice Safe Policy. “They’re the Cadillac of protection. What better way to ‘drive in’ the New Year than with a Tiger Condom?”
Tiger Condoms are black, to give you the sensation of being Tiger in the bedroom, the company said in a release. “Not only will you be able to handle 18 holes on your own, but these condoms will make anyone a better driver on or off the course,” it reads.
The condoms are available for $3.95 exclusively online at TigerCondoms.com. A portion of each sale will be donated to golf charities throughout the United States.
Practice Safe Policy, a New York-based company, is a division of Vertu Groups, LLC.
