Pleasure Items Going to the Dogs

PARIS—Considering there is no real canine equivalent to Adult Friend Finder, it seems it was only a matter of time before someone figured out a way for Fido to relieve his sexual frustrations.

At least two companies—designer Clement Eloy of France’s FeelAddicted (HotDoll) and Petsmiling in Brazil (DoggieLoverDoll)—have developed love dolls for dogs. Yes, there are people creating sex toys for pets.

Each of the items is plastic, and bears a resemblance to a dog form. And each has a hole in the back so your pup can get it on with his new mate.

Both companies say the dolls were designed to help pets who are left alone for long periods of time cope with the separation anxiety. The also reportedly work well for animals in heat or those who display dominance through humping.

All we want to know is, can we use the separation anxiety excuse for the next human love doll we order for home?

For more information, visit FeelAddicted.com or DoggieLoverDoll.com.