CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Never let it be said that Pipedream Products doesn't have its finger on the pulse of the body politic. The adult novelty manufacturer's pop-culture-savvy crew has come up with another highly topical addition to its Super Star Series of inflatable dolls, and this one pays tribute to the mainstream star who's not only doing boffo box office but also was a runaway hacker fave in this fall's Fappening.
Pipedream announced today that it is releasing the J-Law Love Doll, the latest inflatable Hollywood hottie from the controversial Super Star Series. The doll's release comes as The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1 topped the box office for the third straight week, and it would behoove retailers to place orders promptly before this one is snatched off the shelves.
In Pipedream's typical tongue-in-cheek fashion, the photos and copy poke fun at the Academy Award-winning star's hacked cell phone pics, while the box cover shows a facsimilie of the A-lister taking nude selfies in compromising situations. The description on the back of the box reads as follow:
“We're not sure what came faster, news of J-Laws leaked selfies or the thousands of guys waiting for this day to finally come! She did the world a favor when her sexy selfies spread across the internet, and now Hollywood's honey is getting naked for the money! If hacked cell phone pics weren't enough to make J-Law our favorite new selfie slut, her brand new blowup doll is proof that this blockbuster babe is ready for primetime penetration! Just add air and this American hustler transforms into America's hooker right before your eyes! There's no silver lining to her 3 love holes, but if you add a little lube they feel great wrapping around every inch of your pleasure rod! Her cloud got hacked so you can get jacked!”
"Nobody creates products with mainstream crossover appeal like Pipedream," said Pipedream Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. "The publicity we receive when one of these celebrity dolls hits the market is priceless. Our customers will definitely experience rising sales as J-Law blows up—literally!"
