Novelty Lets Women Pee ‘Anywhere’ Like Men

FLOWER MOUND, Texas - Author, comedian and award-winning artist Kiki Curry now can add "novelty inventor" to her description, having released a product that gives women a place to pee on the go.

 

The Shenis is a 12-inch-long, gold-colored "female answer to the penis," according to its website. The user can urinate into the base of the penis-shaped novelty.

 

"To be honest, I can't wait for the day when I'm stopped by a cop - for the shock, as well as the publicity," Curry wrote on her website.

 

Curry also told AVN Novelty Business magazine there are many uses for her invention including scaring men, or giving them 'Shenis envy,' Shenis shots or for Halloween costumes.

"Halloween is coming, it could be worked into a costumer, maybe a flasher," she said. "Bars have ordered the Shenis for their waitresses to carry around in holsters and sell tequila Shenis shots too. Of course theses are sterile, and by the way they are dishwasher safe!"

Curry said her invention was born partly out of necessity and partly out of envy of men.

 

"The Shenis was created in man's image," she continued. "Sort of like the story of women coming from Adams rib. As I've said before, the Shenis was invented for boating. Guys have projectile, women don't. The length of 12-inches enables the flow to go!"

 Curry has made appearances on the radio shows of Howard Stern and G. Gordon Liddy, and the Shenis has appeared in Playgirl magazine. A larger Ebony model has also recently been released and is now available. 

Curry will be live with Christy Canyon on SIRIUS Satellite radio channel 198 October 12 at 5:30 p.m.