CAPE CORAL, Fla. - There's nothing wrong with having sex with a blowup doll or two. Unless, of course, you're doing it in a grocery store parking lot.
That's what landed 51-year-old George Bartusek in the Lee County, Fla., jail Wednesday on charges of trespassing and disturbing the peace. MSNBC in Fort Myers reported that Bartusek was in his 1998 Lincoln Town Car in the parking lot of a Publix grocery store, passionately kissing and fondling the dolls as people walked by.
"I've never seen anything like this," witness Phyllis Shepard told reporters. "You know it happens behind closed doors, obviously. But in a public place, it's no good."
When confronted, Bartusek told police he planned on getting clothes for the dolls from Target. He apparently needed some new duds himself, though, as The Smoking Gun reports that police noticed when Bartusek stepped out of the car he was wearing shorts with a 3-inch hole in "the crotch area," and "had no underwear on under the shorts."
Bartusek spent Wednesday night in jail, and appeared before a judge Thursday morning. He is being held on a $6,500 bond. The dolls were reportedly towed away with the car.