Man Assaults Cop with Dildo

AUSTRALIA - Two men have been arrested and charged with assault after one smacked a dildo over a police officer's head and the other watched porn around a park campsite during last week's Bathurst 1000 motor racing event.

 

Police reports stated that a 22-year old man hit an officer with the toy while he was sitting in his car and a 35-year old was arrested after police found him wheeling porn in his home-made trolley. After police conducted a search, they found 20 porn DVDs.

 

"Camping on the mountain are families with young children, and for someone to deliberately walk around displaying pornographic material is completely unacceptable," assistant commissioner Lee Shearer said.

 

Both men will appear in court next month.