Impalin' Palin: Topco Launches VPILF Love Doll

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Topco Sales introduced its new, "This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll," soon to be available in stores and online.

 

Just in time for the presidential election, Topco said the doll is sure to liven up any town hall meeting, vice presidential debate, or caribou hunting party.

 

Autumn O'Bryan, director of product development for Topco Sales, says, "Sarah Palin is one hot pundit! Sarah Palin bikini photos and sexy pictures of the republican vice presidential candidate are steaming up the Internet. With that in mind, we here at Topco Sales wanted to give the public a piece of the beauty pageant queen in time for the erection... I mean election. This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters."

 

Novelty distributors can contact their Topco Sales account executive to order the This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll, found under the TLC line of products.

 

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