SAN FRANCISCO – Legendary novelty retailer Good Vibrations released the results of an online sex survey, at last answering the age-old question of whether it's Democrats or Republicans who take the political party to the bedroom.
According to the study, it's the Republicans who are the risk-takers: more registered Republicans than Democrats or independents admit to starring in X-rated home movies, engaging in role play, and getting friendly in the great outdoors. The conservatives are also more likely to regularly use sex toys.
Independents were the most likely to have attended a sexuality-related event, while Democrats were the most likely to have engaged in intimate chat online or over the phone.
Ultimately, hundreds of users voted in this non-scientific survey. The results prove that, when it comes to private lives, appearances—and party affiliations—can certainly be deceptive.
