NEW YORK—Despite the entirely accurate boast issued by Filthy Gorgeous Media—"We've created the internet's most overdue mashup based on cyberspace's two most popular searches"—we did not see this coming.
Filthy Gorgeous, which calls itself "a disruptive alternative to traditional media brands," sent in a press release today about its newest product: the Pussy Pillow.
To truly be won over by this product, however, it's imperative to check out the YouTube.com video created to promote the first product in a line of decorative household throw pillows.
As the video explains, denizens of the World Wide Web have two things on their minds: cute cats and naked women. "Both furry, both entertaining, both hallmarks of our great information highway," Team Filthy Gorgeous notes. "So in the spirit of historic combinations like peanut butter and jelly, beer and pizza, and cash and free time, we humbly offer up our own unholy marriage: The Pussy Pillow."
They had us at pussy (both varieties).
As the press release notes, "On one side there's an adorable, fluffy feline, and on the other, a beautiful, completely symmetrical vagina. The internet's two favorite things ... and now you can sit on both of them at once with our patent-pending Pussy Pillows! Use as a comfy place to rest your head after a hard day's work talking to a bunch of assholes at your job, relax with your favorite partner or give as a gift to your grandmother."
We're betting that more than a few of our readers will get a charge out of this item. Check it out at ThePussyPillow.com.
