Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo Welcomes Author Richard Woods

SAN FRANCISCO - The 29th annual Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo announced the return of author Richard Woods, who will present his, "UnLEARN! Vanilla Marriage," and "Douche of the Month," seminars.

 

Event representatives described Woods' presentations and explained that, "the ‘UnLEARN! Vanilla Marriage,' seminar examines the self-destructive, ‘Happily Ever After' myths that have been programmed into everyone since the beginning of time."

 

Woods explained, "The problem is not that over half of all marriages end in divorce, it's that the majority of the others plod on in boredom and drudgery." Woods, a self-proclaimed happily married non-monogamist, atheist, public speaker, and First Amendment advocate, said that he will offer different perspectives about marriage and monogamy than the current standard. 

 

Woods added, "This seminar offers perspectives that you won't ever hear on daytime television."

 

Ball founder Perry Mann said, "I admire Woods' irreverence and find his attitude both refreshing, and consistent with that of the Exotic Erotic Ball."

 

Woods' presentations will also feature his ‘Douche of the Month' series. The Exotic Erotic Ball will decorate its Expo with Woods' ‘Douche of the Month' vignettes, which will feature Dr. Phil, Justin Fatica, Cardinal Roger Mahoney, Bill O'Reilly, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, and Zig Ziglar.

 

The two-day Expo, held on Treasure Island in San Francisco in Hangar #3, is open Friday, Oct. 24 from 2 to 10 p.m., and on Saturday, Oct. 25 from noon to 6 p.m.  The Ball runs from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. on the evening of Oct. 25, and the Expo will also be open during the Ball for the enjoyment of Ball attendees. The Festival Hotline is: 1-415-567-BALL (2255).