LOS ANGELES—In the “Do we really need this?” category, Digital Playground has launched a crowdfunding page on IndieGoGo for the Digital Playground DickBib.
Let that sink in for a moment … The Digital Playground DickBib.
“Gone are the days of tube socks, and tissue paper. It's time for a washable and re-usable receptor,” the campaign page reads. (To be honest, we at AVN thought that already existed … in the form of washcloths.)
Digital Playground, which is known for making adult movies and at one time also operated a sex toy division, is asking for $10,000 to fund the manufacturing of the DickBibs. If the goal is not met within the next 30 days, then the product will not receive any funding, according to IndieGoGo.
The proposed DickBib will feature the Digital Playground logo and an image of the studio’s contract star Eva Lovia. The cloth, which is washable and reusable (again … we think of a washcloth), fastens “around your nether region. It will hang lightly around your junk in anticipation of your spunk,” the campaign page reads.
“Eva Lovia will be the only one featured on the pieces, as she is our current DP Star,” said Digital Playground PR rep Jeanette Li. “In the future, if we continue to produce DickBibs we hope to use future contracted stars.”
As is required for IndieGoGo campaigns, Digital Playground is offering a number of perks for various levels of funding. For example, $20 gets a backer his or her own “1st edition DickBib, right off the production line.” At the other end of the donation spectrum, a $2,500 donation gets the backer’s name in the credits as a producer of a Digital Playground film, as well as a personalized video from Eva Lovia, a DP Star shirt and a DickBib.
Although that same amount would buy an awful lot of washcloths …
