LEE MILL, DEVON, England—Calling jobseekers: You won’t see this at your local employment center.
As employment becomes ever more scarce in Britain, one lucky couple will soon be bucking the credit crunch in style, as online sex toy retailer Adult Pleasure Zone is seeking to find its latest employees: an energetic couple to become the world’s leading sex toy testers.
The job requires the couple to test-drive the retailer’s hundreds of existing toys, along with dozens of the most weird and wonderful new toys from around the world, to find only the ones that best hit the (G-)spot. They will also become a feature on British televisions as the foremost foreplay experts, and will have a column on top women’s website FemaleFirst.co.uk.
Adult Pleasure Zone spokesperson Nic Grant said, “We’re looking for a couple who are adventurous and able to chronicle their pleasure with reviews of all of our existing toys, and the latest toys on the market. In return, we offer a competitive salary ... and hundreds of sex toys every year.”
Adult Pleasure Zone is one of the leading online retailers of cheap sex toys and lingerie in the U.K. Adult Pleasure Zone sells adult products worldwide on the internet and through mail-order catalogs. Its range of inexpensive toys includes dildos, vibrators, male sex toys, fetish wear and love dolls. The firm’s sexy lingerie range comprises bustiers and corsets, babydolls, stockings and garter belts, thongs, traditional lingerie, body stockings and sexy nightwear.
Couples applying for the Sex Toy Tester job must be over 18 and should submit a test review at Sex-Toys.uk.com/sextoytest/.
