Couple Lands Sex Toy Testing Job In England

PLYMOUTH, Devon, England—A randy married couple from Birmingham have won a national competition to test out the latest sex toys and underwear for leading online and mail order retailer Your Pleasure Zone, and get paid for the pleasure.

Mel and Steph Teague beat off fierce competition from hundreds of other horny British couples to win what the company describes as the “world’s most enjoyable job.”

They went head-to-head with Brighton couple Jamie and Ella in the final of the competition, and scooped a whopping 60 percent of the Great British public vote.

The couple, who have been married for nearly a year, are now contractually employed by Your Pleasure Zone to test out the firm’s full range of sex toys and sexy lingerie.

They will review a different sex toy every week, and will receive a fee for every review they submit. This will include a three-minute video review of the toy, which will be broadcast on the firm’s popular online TV channel.

Mel and Steph will also be sent the newest and most interesting sex toys from across the planet, and if they give it a 7/10 orgasm rating or above, the site will stock it and sell it to the British public.

A delighted Steph said, “I was on the Your Pleasure Zone website looking for some naughty underwear for a weekend away and saw the advert for the competition. I thought it looked like fun so we applied. But we never expected to actually win.

“We are so excited; we have changed the sheets on our bed in preparation. We are clearing our diaries a little for a bit more 'naughty' time!”

Your Pleasure Zone spokesperson Nik Grant said:  “We were looking for an attractive, charming couple to become the face of our naughty and cheeky brand, so we are delighted to welcome Mel and Steph on board. We are very confident that the Great British public have made the right choice, and we can’t wait for the couple to start testing out our great range of bedroom toys.

“As employment becomes ever more scarce in Britain, we wanted to create the world’s most enjoyable job, so we are overjoyed that we have finally made this a reality.”

Mel, 41, is a plasterer, while Steph, 28, is a professional photographer. However, Steph can add the jobs of stripper, lube wrestler, pole dancing teacher, radio sexpert and magazine editor to her very impressive CV. They met nearly seven years ago in a Birmingham gym.

Nearly 25,000 votes were registered on the Your Pleasure Zone website between March 15 and April 1.