SAN FRANCISCO—Bacon and eggs aren't just for breakfast anymore.
“After we stopped laughing, we decided to embrace the beauty of bacon-flavored lube and pair it with Tenga Eggs, an Uma vibe, and Good Vibrations' own coffee mug for a complete breakfast,” adult retail giant Good Vibrations declared in a press release. “And the best thing is, it's 100 percent vegan!”
The sex-positive retailer is marketing Baconlube with other products to round out its innovative “breakfast.”
The irresistible allure of porky goodness comes through in Baconlube, while Tenga Eggs allow the user to peel the outer layer like a hard-boiled egg, then crack open the shell to reveal an ona-cup.
Powerful performance meets stylish sensuality in the Uma waterproof and rechargeable vibrator from Je Joue. A Good Vibrations coffee mug is included for good measure.
Good Vibrations is the San Francisco-based retailer trusted for more than three decades to provide a comfortable, safe environment for finding sex-positive products and educational materials to enhance one's sex life.
For more information, visit GoodVibes.com.
