CHICAGO—Celebrity nudity site Mr. Man has launched a new bracket competition dubbed "Cockapalooza."
Explain promo materials, "From Michael Fassbender’s knee-slapper to Ewan McGregor’s legendary uncut goodness to Josh O’Connor’s all around just damn perfect penis, more stars than you think have revealed their manhood on screen. We scoured our comprehensive nudity database for the biggest, fattest and longest celebrities penises ever seen on screen, and it’s up to you to vote for your favorite!"
There are 64 GIFs of celebrity manhood in the running, and there will be six rounds of voting to select the best one. In order to vote, fans simply need to sign up for a free Mr. Man account.
The full list of competitors follows:
Michael Fassbender
Tom Mercier
Javier Bardem
Tom Cruise
Adam Demos
Peter Vack
Jack Reynor
Paul Mescal
Josh OConnor
Thomas Jane
Robert De Niro
Antonio Banderas
Max Riemelt
Louis Garrel
Ben Affleck
Mark Ruffalo
Christopher Meloni
Zach McGowan
Shia LaBeouf
Juan Carlos Maldonado
Jai Courtney
Vincent Gallo
Jonathan Groff
Theo James
Colin Farrell
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Daniel Craig
James Purefoy
Ewan McGregor
Karl Glusman
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II
Chris Messina
Alexander Skarsgard
Mark Rylance
Heath Ledger
Jeremy Williams
Chris Zylka
Henry Eikenberry
Christophe Paou and Pierre Deladonchamps
Paul Dawson
Harry Lawtey
Jaye Davidson
Michael Pitt
Gaspard Ulliel
Omar Epps
Eric Balfour
Tom Hardy
Colby Keller
Bradley Cooper
Jack OConnell
50 Cent
Jesse LaVercombe
Matt Bomer
Michiel Huisman
Sebastian Stan
Jason Biggs
Gerard Butler
Ansel Wolf Pierce
Oscar Isaac
Daryl McCormack
Willem Dafoe
Tony Chiu-Wai Leung
Leonardo DiCaprio
Chris Pine
Michael Fassbender
Tom Mercier
Javier Bardem
Tom Cruise
Adam Demos
Peter Vack
Jack Reynor
Paul Mescal
Josh OConnor
Thomas Jane
Robert De Niro
Antonio Banderas
Max Riemelt
Louis Garrel
Ben Affleck
Mark Ruffalo
Christopher Meloni
Zach McGowan
Shia LaBeouf
Juan Carlos Maldonado
Jai Courtney
Vincent Gallo
Jonathan Groff
Theo James
Colin Farrell
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Daniel Craig
James Purefoy
Ewan McGregor
Karl Glusman
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II
Chris Messina
Alexander Skarsgard
Mark Rylance
Heath Ledger
Jeremy Williams
Chris Zylka
Henry Eikenberry
Christophe Paou and Pierre Deladonchamps
Paul Dawson
Harry Lawtey
Jaye Davidson
Michael Pitt
Gaspard Ulliel
Omar Epps
Eric Balfour
Tom Hardy
Colby Keller
Bradley Cooper
Jack OConnell
50 Cent
Jesse LaVercombe
Matt Bomer
Michiel Huisman
Sebastian Stan
Jason Biggs
Gerard Butler
Ansel Wolf Pierce
Oscar Isaac
Daryl McCormack
Willem Dafoe
Tony Chiu-Wai Leung
Leonardo DiCaprio
Chris Pine
See all the gifs and vote at www.mrman.com/bracket.
