U.S. POWER BROKERS SERVED BY GAY PORN STAR

The political heavyweights and captains of industry who are relaxing at the notoriously exclusive Bohemian Grove don't know that their needs are being tended to by gay erotica star, Chad Savage, reports Page Six of the New York Post.

According to the report, Savage, who starred in videos such as "How the West Was Hung," is working as a valet at Bohemian Grove, the yearly, men-only conclave inside a 2,700-acre redwood forest in Monte Rio, California. Every Republican president since Calvin Coolidge has enjoyed the amenities of the retreat, along with various business leaders and media magnates.

"All of us valets in the Grove are tittering about it," a source told Page Six. "To think there's all these powerful conservative guys having their drinks and food served to them by a gay porn star. He makes their beds and attends to their every need—and they have no idea who he really is."

Savage is not using his stage name while working at the Grove. Grove spokesman Sam Singer said the club wasn't concerned about their staffer's previous work experience. "All that matters is that the valets do good service," he said. "That's really all that matters."

Along with discussing U.S. policy and listening to speeches, attendees of the secretive retreat are said to urinate freely in the redwoods and perform mock-druidic rituals around a 40-foot-tall stone owl. Some well-known alums of the two-week retreat include George H.W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Alan Greenspan, Walter Cronkite, Newt Gingrich, Alexander Haig, Jack Kemp, Henry Kissinger, Colin Powell, John Major, William F. Buckley, andformer C.I.A. directorWilliam Casey.

Despite the exclusive clientele, the club's unusual activities are not for everyone. Richard Nixon once described Bohemian Grove as "the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine."