Rapper Khia ‘Outs' Diddy

In one of those delicious drunk-on-the-Internet gay outings, "My Neck, My Back" rap whore Khia has accused Sean Combs of having a gay relationship with assistant Fonzworth Bentley. Addressing her diatribe to Combs himself, Khia rants, "The 'hood already knew that you had a little SUGA in your TANK and that you FU*KED FARNSWORTH [sic] and that's why you never married Kim," before going on to levy claims that Diddy stole Danity Kane's money and is a "pedifile" [sic] based on a recent photo shoot that Combs did with his two children in outfits that'd normally be reserved for Chippendales. MediaTakeOut.com, the self-proclaimed "Most Visited Black Website in the World" broke the story and posted the offending photos. Unfortunately, as much as we'd like Diddy to be one of the closeted rappers hinted at in Hiding in Hip Hop, it's going to take more than a mispelled MySpace blog from someone who once asked us to "lick my pussy and my crack" to convince us.