Rabid Catholics to Confront Mayor Newsom, Drunks at Folsom Street Fair

SAN FRANCISCO — You'd think someone had spiked the holy water with hops.

The Catholic League is hopping mad at Miller once again for supporting the 2008 Folsom Street Fair and is planning to confront San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom over his embrace of leather tourist dollars.

Americans for Truth About Homosexuality (AFTAH) - the men and women who brought the softcore documentary Tolerance Gone Wild to Capitol Hill last December - along with Americans for Family, Mission America, and right-wing website Lifesite.org are mobilizing forces for an all-out assault on our little slice of Sodom.

As usual, Americans for Truth's Peter LaBarbera was breathless in his outrage.

"AFTAH already has gathered video and photo documentation of previous Folsom crimes - including rampant nudity and public orgies - on city streets with children in the crowd. We will be videotaping again Sunday," LaBarbera said. "Democratic politicians like Newsom, Mark Leno and self-avowed Catholic Nancy Pelosi celebrate or refuse to denounce this event. Are these the Democratic values they want to model to the rest of the nation?"

We certainly hope so. In the meantime, we'd suggest that the Americans for Truth be a little bit more careful with their choice of images, because the only thing more fearsome than Folsom Street Fair is Titan's legal team.