One of the grandest titles in gay porn was The Sperminator, starring old friend Randy Mixer. Now Bijou Video has dusted off the title and put it out on DVD. Even before Arnold Schwarzenegger became California’s governor, studio execs tried to prevent Sperminator’s release because it’s name sounded too much like James Cameron’s epic The Terminator. Threats were dropped when it became obvious the XXX movie couldn’t possibly be confused with the sci-fi classic.
Or maybe the sudden cessation of hostilities occurred because at the time a porn lad also served as private chef for the governator-to-be.
Anyway, the cheesy 1993 science fiction porn parody follows Steve Gibson (in the title role) as he fucks his way through the city looking for Mixer. In one hysterical and yet oddly erotic scene, Gibson’s robotic personage knocks on a door and shoves his crotch into the face of Corey Evans. Exclaims Evans, “[This guy is] more machine than man!” Yes, indeed.
The film was Randy White’s first foray into directing after performing in nearly 100 videos.
A few more tidbits:
- One of the pet charities of the porn biz, AIDS Project/Los Angeles (APLA) has fallen on hard times. At one point, nearly all the awards shows funneled proceeds to the organization that assists people with HIV/AIDS in paying their living expenses. Now state funding has been cut to zero, yet 60,000 people in Los Angeles County alone still depend on APLA. Find out how to help or volunteer at APLA.org. (The Joey Stefano Fund, which five years ago I helped establish under APLA’s umbrella, is earmarked specifically for adult entertainers.)
- Yikes! There is a doctor in the house, and he’s a bit scary. “Dr.” Kevin Armstrong pulls out all his tools on the Hot House Backroom site in a crazy clip with Nikko Alexander. As the doc examines Alexander, he wolfishly observes, “My, what big balls you have.” Within minutes he is inserting three different household utensils in Alexander’s ass. The breathtaking clip is called “Trust Me, I’m a Doctor.”
- Hot Desert Knights recorded an all-day fuck party starring one super-bottom and has released the footage as a DVD entitled
- Pacific Sun Chief Executive Officer Pritam Sinha came across a sassy porn pundit named Orpheus and hired him to man the Pac Sun blog (PacificSunEntertainment/blog). Orpheus has a background in technical writing, but he plans to pen irreverent quips about the gay adult industry, slip in a few DVD reviews, hit the occasional news item, blab the latest gossip ... essentially aim for a throne that is becoming more crowded by the moment. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
