NEW YORK/SAN FRANCISCO - In response to recent reports that the Pentagon once had plans to create a chemical weapon which would turn the military's enemies gay, Dark Alley Media has announced plans to shoot a political parody called Gay Bomb. The film will take place in 2012 when George the Second, who has refused to relinquish his position as president, orders the military to drop the titular bomb. Unfortunately for him, but fortunately for us, the wind carries the gas back to our shores, turning our own militarymen homo.
Dark Alley exclusive Owen Hawk stated, "This was too good an opportunity to pass up. When they're not busy wiping their asses with the Constitution, they're showing total contempt for basic scientific knowledge and spending tax dollars to turn armies gay. We should laugh at their expense every chance we get."
"If the Pentagon officials want to see the outcome of this project, they should tune into Dark Alley TV on December 1," said the company's Matthias von Fistenberg.
The film is set to go into production this November. Upcoming releases include Matthias von Fistenberg's 8 ½ and 20 Fist Weekend.
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