There’s no confusion about what awaits within the pay section of TheHandjobSite.com. First off, it’s hard to find a more definitive and self-explanatory domain name. And comments like “Hot horny sluts giving the wildest handjobs online” remove any question that the most dim-witted might have about what to expect once the credit card number gets processed.

Once inside the members-only area—which seems like the perfect place for a penis looking to be stroked to hang out—any attempt at fancy website design goes the way of the handjob-denied dinosaurs. If it weren’t for all the naked and cum-spattered faces in the cross-site sidebar and the header graphic full of porn-face-making cuties, it might easily be mistaken for a corporate spreadsheet of some sort. A corporate spreadsheet with handjob thumbnails and clickable photo and video links, of course.

Subscribers can select from site-specific still galleries and comfortably timed video segments ranging from between slightly more than five to slightly more than 20 minutes, with the majority falling somewhere between. Image galleries range from a humble 50-something to a meaty more than 300 and feature familiar porn talent like Nikki Nievez, Veronica Jett, Katja Kassin and Misty Mason, as well as more generically named strokers. Although most girls are white, a sweet assortment of Latinas and Asian chicks lend a hand—and everyone seems to have a good time while doing so. Blonde handy woman Audrey Nicole even works with duct tape over her eyes and mouth. That’s dedication!

In addition to the expected handjob action, many girls work on their own genitals and show off their goods a bit before they settle down and focus on their hand/cock coordination. Those who like girls with glasses (who don’t take them off just because there’s cum flying) will be delighted to find a four-eyed favorite in naturally big-boobed Allie Foster, who, the badly written accompanying text claims, loses her handjob cherry on TheHandjobSite.com.

When handjobs lose their novelty, there are more than 20 sites within the extended network to explore, as well as an assortment of sexy stories, daily updated videos and generally entertaining X-rated time-wasters. Those hoping to stay focused on the handjobs are warned to not click any tab that doesn’t say “Movies” or “Photos” or they will find themselves wandering through the network of sites.