Call it jam. Call it butter. Whatever. Let’s just say that the young ladies on this site delight in imagining themselves as human slices of bread, getting generously lathered by the most natural forms of marmalade/cream on the entire globe.

As the site itself proudly proclaims: “From the ordinary blowjob to massive blowbangs, these girls take it to the other level. They will suck a bunch of cocks, take a hard penis down their throat, lick balls and lick asses — all for one purpose: to be glazed in cum! You sure won’t want to miss Ava Devine, Missy Monroe, Mika Tan, Tiana Lynn, Hailey Young (and so many more) as they enjoy some generous glazing sessions.” Oh yes, forgot to mention: These same darling damsels also fancy themselves as human donuts. Talented actresses, the lot of ‘em. Eat your heart out, Stanislavski!

The blowbangees range from still-in-the-biz vixens (Jenna Haze, Bobbi Starr, Dakoda Brookes), to retirees (the aforementioned Missy Monroe and Tiana Lynn), to even ladies like Ava Devine, who are on their own, highly unpredictable, extraterrestrial wavelength. You also get spermatozoa depositees such as former porn star Gia Jordan, who has, of course, given up her carefree days receiving milk-baths a la Vallee and is now a very respected photographer.

There are around 50 blowbang videos in all, to be fully enjoyed via streaming or downloading, at high or low speeds. The videos themselves run an average of about 25-30 minutes, with each show accompanied by a set of screen grabs. There are less than 20 photo galleries, which include hardcore shots along with glamour pics, all of which are extremely well shot. I wish there were more photo galleries on this site, and more features on the menu, to boot. But, as SpermGlazed.com is part of the Porn Star Network, membership gets you free access to 50 other hard sites. And since the daring, dirty ‘n’ downright delightful SpermGlazed.com is from the eschatological-loving professional pervs at Elegant Angel, you KNOW it’s gonna contain some of the industry’s best-looking ladies engaging in the nastiest sperm-flying X-ploits in town. Enjoy.