“See who succeeds and who fails to swallow Peter’s cum!” So proclaims one of the many ballsy banners on ISwallowPeterNorth.com. There are nearly 100 videos — for streaming and downloading alike — on the site, with accompanying photo/screen-grab galleries, also for downloading. For some reason, the various female models here get marks (“Succeed” or “Fail”) for being able to gulp down the copious amounts of cum from the site’s star, Peter North, a Canadian-born stud who got his start in the jizz biz back in 1984 and has since been flooding porn sets and destroying cameras with his inhumanely voluminous gushes of spermatozoa.

While teasers on the site may only show girls getting their faces bathed in ball batter, don’t be fooled: Many of girls featured here also get royally reamed by the Mighty North. Some of the hotties who do get properly serviced — along with their aforementioned milk bathings — include Tory Lane, Alicia Alighatti, Lela Star and Velicity Von. Of course, a few of these luscious ladies have been out of the business for some time, which makes sense if you take into consideration that the content count here has remained the same for a year.

By joining the site, however, you do get free access to 17 other sites such as RoccoSiffredi.com, PeterNorth.com, Silviasaint.com, TeraPatrick.com, HairyUndies.com, Squirtalicious.com, BigFatCreampie.com and more. Yet aside from needing to be updated more frequently than every year (or every other year, for that matter!), the site could also stand a few more features other than just a brief North biography, which includes such banal categories as North’s favorite cuisine. Italian food, huh? I always wanted to know what Peter’s favorite grub was. Fascinating!