All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
How do you think shoppers will feel about plastic cookie cutters shaped like guys with boners? This pack contains three sizes of cookie cutter and should appeal to bachelorettes shopping for silly party favors; someone looking for a gift for a horny baker or anyone seeking objects that are really stupid but sort of funny too. Stock these fine Pipedream novelty baking tools and they will fly off your sex-toy-store's shelves like the squadron of Huey helicopters that buzzed Da Nang when I was in 'Nam. If you sell enough of them, you could be a millionaire!
Slide into adulthood by coloring all your desires using these utterly offensive-named crayons! We all know the crayon world has always been exce...
A rose, is a rose, is a rose… but not when it’s a kissing rose, combining soft, silicone lips encircling a vibrating tongue that ge...
Orgie calls this the “Seduction Elixir” and no truer words were ever spoken. The sensual scent carries through all the magical appli...
The most challenging part of this multi-use toy was what to do first! It’s a vibrating cock ring, it’s a delightfully curved, extern...
Okay, call me a nymphomaniac because I can’t get enough of this incredible pussy pleaser. Where to start? Let me clamp my G-spot around th...
When you want to add just one more sensation to your ins and outs with your partner, strap these rings from Zero Tolerance around the base of yo...
What fits in your hand, has a 1 1/4” wide head, a flexible neck, and is hot pink? It’s the Mighty Muse from Viben, a curiously stron...
When it’s time to grab a perfectly shaped, inside or outside vibe that I can easily use for any kind of thrill, I grab this one. The perky...
If a candle could predict my future, it would be delivered via the delicious scent of the appropriately labeled “I See Dick In Your Future...
There’s nothing like a juicy ass to slide in your boner and here’s a willing stroker made to please you every time. It gets lubed on...
Rumbler Rumble Wand. I can’t say that fast enough because I’m rumbling myself when I have this in my horny paws. With a flexible hea...
As the saying goes, “taint the asshole and taint the balls” and when you want to tickle the taint, here’s the perfect gizmo to...
