All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
These jelly beans, packaged to resemble pills that help men with erectile dysfunction, handily come with this piece of advice:
"Remember, the angle of the dangle is proportionate to the number of jolly beans taken."
Ha, ha, ha! I guess that's why they are jolly beans. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ... oooh, boy. Anyway, you get forty jelly beans in this little bottle shaped like a pill bottle and oodles of laughter will drive your customers to just buy, buy, buy.
Ignite all your senses with this almond oil based massage oil full of aphrodisiac scents that expand and fill the air with every massage stroke ...
Thrilling throbbing in just the right spot, combined with deep rumbles, can only mean you have a Doxy wand between your thighs. This short and s...
Deeper! Deeper! That’s what you’ll be screaming when you have this hefty thruster plunging deep inside. With a whopping 3” thr...
Wait. Is that a new lamp on your nightstand? Nope, it’s the beautifully designed personal thruster that has so many bells and built-in whi...
Slather on this slick summer blend of slippery massage gel that’s delicately flavored with the sweetness of cotton candy and then slip you...
At last, a perfectly pH balanced intimate wash that’s safe to use inside and outside precious vulva skin. Creating a delightful, foamy exp...
For the ultimate in prostate pleasure, here’s the anatomically correct stimulator that also pays attention to the taint and all around tha...
What greeting cards did I send out before finding Sleazy Greetings? Boring ones! The covers of their cards will leave you laughing and the recip...
From the creative minds in Paris-based Nuee comes a unique vibe to whisk you off to pleasure land. Made of silky soft silicone in a beautiful so...
Squeeze in the last days of summer with this yummy, coconut flavored water based lube. It’s the right consistency: not too thick and not t...
Slip and slide with this water-based, gliding lubricant made especially to provide your favorite insertable toys with extra juicy penetration ac...
Spice things up with this wonderful collection of 12 mini pleasure products that you can gift throughout the year. Containing everything from se...
