While some of you suckups prefer to parade around in your fancy pants and skirts and whatnot, all the cool kids are strutting their stuff like peacocks on parade. Trust me, I have never looked better than while wearing the Sexy Undies for Him line. The stripes, sequins, sparkles (and more) all in snug g-string styles are clearly built with showoffs like myself in mind. I can't tell you how many coworkers have expressed their jealousy over my variety of Undies. And at least once a day some greedy prick tries to rip off the pair I'm wearing. It's sick, but I understand.
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