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Passion Pistol
Manufacturer: Lady Calston

Passion Pistol

Review

Stockpiling pistols is de rigeur for those worried about Y2K mayhem, and one gun that shouldn't be left out of any arsenal is the Passion Pistol.  Seven inches of unregistered rubber will blow her away with its high-caliber vibration, while a separately controlled tongue - not usually found on most firearms - licks that special spot.  The box shows a lovely lady in a fringed bikini looking super-survivalist.  On the back she's holding a rifle version of the toy, which should not be confused with what is actually in the box.  An extremely comprehensive usage guide warns pistol-packing mamas not to use for longer than 30 minutes at a time, or the unit will certainly not last until the next millennium.