I brought this collar home to my girlfriend, right, and I
was all, "Put this around your neck, and I'll totally chain
you to something." And she goes, "All right, master." And I'm
like, "That collar looks cool on you. You could wear it out
to a club, or we could stay here and, you know, do stuff. The
collar's good and sturdy and all well designed and shit." And
she goes, "I know; cool, right?" And I'm like, "Cool." And
then we did all this bondage stuff and had totally kinky
sex.
If you stock this in your store, people will be all, "Rad!
I'm buying the fucking shit out of this collar!" especially
if they're BDSM people. It'll be pretty awesome.