I'm not real sure precisely what the intended effect of these little blue pills is, but based on the facts that they are little and blue, and that the bottle features a picture of a north-pointing surfboard and the tagline Everyone Wants to Ride a Longboard, I'd say they're supposed to give you wood. So I took a couple of them, and while I'm still waiting for my wood to kick in, I do have a pleasant, light-headed, giddy kind of feeling. Dude, I totally think I want to go surfing!