Novelty

Nob Essence Wooden Toys

Reviewer: Charlotte Haze

If you think wood and sex toys don't go hand in hand, think again. Nob Essence hits the apex of eco-friendly design with a stunning selection of wooden sex toys that work as nicely as they look. The sleek styling and smooth lines remind us of njoy's superior products, but the Nob Essence line is handcrafted from exotic hardwood rather than surgical steel. Polished to an impossibly smooth finish and coated with a hypoallergenic, nonporous veneer that works with all lubes, each Nob Essence toy is beautifully designed to fulfill a specific function. "Fling" is a G-spotter whose unique shape allows use during oral sex, "Tryst" is a double-ender that handles both G-spot and anal duties, "Romp" is a top-notch prostate stimulator, and "Rendezvous Rings" are cock rings that lend a whole new meaning to "getting wood." We look forward to reviewing each of these items individually in coming issues; for now, we just want to say that we have seen the future and it is made of wood.