?In what other business can a 60-year-old man get a party like this?"
Showtime reality star and porn producer Seymore Butts? cousin Stevie was a very happy Man. The cable channel was throwing a wrap party for Family Business, a documentary of Seymore's adventures, and Seymore decided to spice it up a bit by making it a clothing optional roller skating party in honor of his Cousin Stevie's birthday. At about 9 p.m., Stevie showed up with Seymore's mom to a resounding ?Surprise! Happy Birthday!? and was cheered into the rink by a crowd of topless ladies and industry regulars.
Showtime wouldn't let us get pictures of the action inside. Rest assured though the Moonlight Roller Rink in Glendale was abuzz with rolling nude cuties and friends. Jessie Jane from Digital Playground was there. Tim Case, Felicia Fox, and a topless friend, celebrated one of their first nights of their new move to the Southland. Tim, however, was wheelless. Evan Stone did partake of a wheeled adventure, along with Jessica Drake. Brad Armstrong also donned his roller apparel, but found himself spending most of the time keeping an eye on Stormy, who was being interviewed by an infamous web columnist. Aria kept in motion. Belladonna, however, stayed on the sidelines a bit. Layla Jade dropped her shorts while skating, and nobody seemed to mind at all. Layla's moons can be quite mesmerizing though, and the heavenly body may have caused a number of pileups here and there. Granted, a spill of fleshly delights isn't a bad thing, either. Overall, it's a beautiful sight to see so many free-thinking mammaries while gliding across the floor.
Regulars at the rink had to agree. Thursdays are adult nights at the rink, and customers were let in to join in on the fun. Mars, a hot body in her own right, who didn't seem to mind the action at all, sees it as perfectly logical. 'I love it; It's a great workout." Customers not only accepted the change well, but their graceful moves and skill complemented the industry talent on the floor.
Cousin Stevie had enough of a workout keeping from having a heart attack. Not only was he surrounded by topless beauty, but he was paid a visit by an old friend, The Unknown Comic. Erotic cake was served while Stevie opened his presents, a variety of novelties and sex toys.
Seymore's Mom, when asked if this was going to be a rehash of the Dianne Sawyer incident, said with a laugh, ?No, absolutely not." It's believable. Cameras were set for cheesecake mode. The Showtime crew spent a lot of time shooting skin. At one point, a resourceful cameraman had a camera on the floor, aimed up, while a cascade of scantily clad ladies rolled over, legs spread. The footage shot seemed more mockumentary than documentary.
