A more epic ode to women's lower extremities we're fairly certain has never been made. Clocking in at a mind-melting five and a quarter hours—plus a bonus scene and nearly an hour more of BTS footage—and starring several of adult's indisputable sensations, Legs Up Hose Down is a veritable king's feast for the foot/leg/stocking fetishist ... or anyone else who digs stupid-hot sex, for that matter.

Many, of course, will be lured in most by two-time AVN Female Performer of the Year Tori Black's anal scene with Prince Yahshua. Done up like an '80s Jazzercise instructor in teal leggings and a matching headband, Tori gives the trademark rabid, unbridled performance she always does, ending by joyfully displaying a wide open mouth full of fresh cum for the camera.

Those whose tastes lean more toward the softer side of the sexual spectrum will no doubt be delighted with the girl/girl/girl munch-a-thon between Jenna, Faye Reagan and the infinitely adorable Lexi Belle. All three sporting various pastel-colored tutus and sheer nylons, they each get their own individual tease segment prior to the scene, leaving the viewer nearly foaming at the mouth by the time they come together. And needless to say, the sight of these three gorging on each other's slits is enough to give one a coronary.

Things turn more hardcore again with Marie Luv, her stems sheathed in bright yellow woolies, submitting to a frenzied, sweaty anal pounding from Mark Ashley, at several points cumming so hard her right leg visually convulses from the force of it. After that, very hot up-and-cummer Lily LaBeau does the movie's only g/b/b with Mick Blue and Toni Ribas. Donned in an all-black teddy, stockings and garters ensemble, LaBeau allows the two Euro-gents to rail her every which way with her panties simply pulled to the side for half of it ... until Ribas tears them complete off of her and stretches them around her head gag-style. Later, Blue rips off one of her stockings, stuffs it into her pussy and after a few moments yanks it back out and sticks it in her mouth. It's a wild, intensely erotic scene.

The best, however, Jenna saves for last: a dark, cinematic-looking bedroom rendezvous between herself and Voodoo. Wearing brown lingerie and thigh-highs, she spends time stroking his cock with her hosiery-encased feet before taking it vaginally then anally beneath a single overhead light. Finally, he drops his load on her tootsies and she slurps it all up, removing the hose to make sure she gets every drop.

Aside from being outstandingly scintillating throughout, Legs Up Hose Down shows a real advancement by Haze as a moviemaker. She has found her voice, and she exercises it here to captivating and continuously inventive effect. Look out smut purveyors of the land: Jenna Haze is officially a pornographer to be reckoned with.